SAILING AROUND THE WORLD WITH SPIRIT OF ARGO

Inappropriate Boat Names

On our travels we have seen many boats on anchor with a variety of names.

Most reflect the culture and beliefs of the country they come from or the people sailing them.

Some people try to be ‘clever’ with their boats name and this does not always work.

We thought we would compile a list of boat names we have seen that have made us ‘groan’, and keep adding to it as we see more.

We recommend you avoid using these names for your own boat.

 

SILLY BOAT NAMES

Esea Does It

C-Time

C-Level

Crew Zen

Aqua Holic

Nauti-Nymph

Hyp-Nautic

Conch Quest

Sea Yowl Later

Shaken Knot Stern

Sea Ya

Y-Knot

Sea duction

 

SILLY CATERMERAN NAMES

Catatonic

Cool Cat

Nauti Cat

Ally Cat

Miss Cat

Meow

Catalyst

Wild Cat

Cat Tales

Nauti Dog

Rat CATcher

Note:

*These are actual boat names we have ‘ourselves’ seen on boats.  If you have seen some ‘groaners’ feel free to add it to the comments list,

*We do not mean to offend anyone.  This is meant to give everyone a laugh.  If one of these is your boat’s name, sorry, but you did ask for it.